In
the Garden (june/gnomic
unit)
by
Monty Reid
And
less alone there, a garden is, in short, an open link bent on forming
more, ever outward, a line between humans and other species, falling
open. . . .
—Cole
Swenson
1. June
I
made a scarecrow out of an old sweatshirt
with
Tyrrell Museum written on it.
And
some old Wrangler jeans.
And
Kodiak socks.
Some
lace-up Sorel workbooks.
A
sweat-stained ballcap from the Ottawa Folk Festival.
A
pair of ragged canvas gloves from Home Depot.
And
Stanfields underwear.
Yes,
it’s me, I think
every
time I enter the garden.
2. July
I
prefer gnomic to cryptic.
because
garden gnomes are supposed to
work
happily in the garden at night.
And
we could use some help.
I’d
like a gnome molded out of resin, as they are these days
in
a miniature form of Mackenzie King.
With
a fedora and not the pointy hat
gnomes
usually come with.
He
could help with the vegetables
unlike
the last time around.
3. August
Gardeners
don’t care about your identity
They
just care about what you do.
So
far, the scarecrow has kept nothing out.
4. September
The
garden gnomes, which I stole from the embassy
are
laughing.
The
inukshuks, which I stole from the river
are
laughing.
The
little donkey, which I stole from Kingsmere,
is
laughing.
All
of the statuary, in all of the gardens
is
laughing.
Because.
5. October
Because
they have all been stolen
except
for the emperor of gnomes, who remains
in
a Cairo madhouse, according to
they
don’t have to worry about their originary selves
and
they don’t have to worry about ownership.
They
just work here.
6. November
There
is a home-made sundial in the yard
and
it’s true, its shadow follows me around all morning
or
the light follows me around
and
that useless thing just gets in the way.
7. December
For
Christmas Sarah gave me a lightweight gardener’s belt
from
Lee Valley I suspect.
It’s
made of non-degradeable synthetic fabric with big
polished
grommets and green trim.
It
has one large pocket for seeds
and
three smaller mesh pockets for shears and string
and
whatever else a gardener might need to carry
to
the place where the codes are scattered.
I
tried it on right away. I strode around the house
like
I was planning something.
After
I took all my clothes off.
And
it fit.
8. January
The
first day of the new year
Is
dull and grey. Fog hangs on the black branches.
Narratives
in tatters.
Narratives
in taters, more like it.
9. February
The
gnomes are sleeping underground.
In
the luvisol, in saline or calcareous material
mixed
by earthworms.
Have
they murdered their daughters?
No,
no, the daughters are running the show.
Wouldn’t
you, after a party like that?
10. March
The
toad lived under a plank beside the garbage can.
He
rarely came out, and when he did he hated the gnomes
and
their political correctness.
He
would pass slowly over the garden
and
note, with some jaundice, the major changes.
He
was convinced that whatever starts out in language
ends
up as pure bureaucracy, and the gnomes
were
just there to give the bureaucracy
a
more human face.
The
gnomes, he said, have endless paper
but
no memory.
Nonetheless,
neither the toad or the gnomes
have
been able to abandon the garden.
11. April
Ah,
the cruelest month
and
it keeps coming back.
It
substitutes a series of degraded words
for
the formal languages.
Instead
of those abstracted gardens
and
their strap-on romances.
It
has radishes, a lot
of
radishes.
12. May
I
waited til May
to
try the new gardener’s belt.
In
the field, I mean.
Just
the belt and some garden boots.
Spring
moonlight, and the garden gnomes
nowhere
in sight.
So
you’ll just have to take this word for it.
Monty
Reid is
a Canadian poet living in Ottawa. His most recent books are The
Luskville Reductions (Brick)
and Disappointment Island (Chaudiere). Recent
chapbooks include Site Conditions (Apt
9), Sweetheart of Mine (BookThug)
and other units of the In the Garden sequence
from Laurel ReedBooks, above/ground press and others. His
online work can be found at Dusie, elimae, ottawater, experiment-o and
others, and recent print work can be seen in Event, The Malahat
Review, Arc and
elsewhere.